Jerry's Famous Deli: Coke.

In the street: a man in baseball cap and backpack, rolls a tire towards a Peugeot; a woman sitting on the kerb talks on a cell phone; a Jeep Cherokee pulls out of a parking space and a Honda Accord pulls in.

Dream: Beck compliments me on my whistling.

This new CD is great!

5:00-6:30pm: had a nap.

Written in chalk on the pavement outside: "If shoes could talk."

Horoscope for today: “You will not read your horoscope today.”

List of U.S. presidents, reduced to 25% by Microsoft Word's AutoSummarise feature:

1. George Washington : 1789-1797
2. John Adams : 1797-1801
3. James Madison : 1809-1817
4. James Monroe : 1817-1825
9. William Henry Harrison : 1841-1841
10. John Tyler : 1841-1845
14. Franklin Pierce : 1853-1857
15. James Buchanan : 1857-1861
17. Andrew Johnson : 1865-1869
22. Grover Cleveland : 1885-1889
25. William McKinley : 1897-1901
41. George Bush : 1989-1993

Watched that DVD again. Great film.

5:00-5:55pm: had a nap.

Those people don't know what they're talking about.

So, the dry cleaners couldn't get that mysterious black streak out of my tie. Still no idea what it was or where it came from. I really liked that tie.

In the street outside the building: a station wagon with a bumper sticker saying "Call me Ishmael".

I always make either too much spaghetti and not enough pasta sauce or not enough spaghetti and too much pasta sauce. It’s so hard to get the balance right.

5:00-5:50pm: had a nap.

Footwear I currently own:

1 pair DM shoes (black)
1 pair DM boots (black, 8-hole, steel toe-cap, bought on sale)
1 pair Asics running shoes (mostly white)
1 pair Barratts canvas shoes (green)
1 pair Saxone canvas shoes (faded blue)
1 pair Lands End boots (brown)

Number of times I have been interviewed on live television: 1

Ever get the feeling you're being watched?

4:55-5:25pm: had a nap.

Chilly. I should probably close that window.

How does that song go again?

That's just silly.

Sign outside the yoga place: "Open House is closed due to family emergency."

So, what exactly is the difference between a pipe and a tube anyway?

Ten classes on offer at The Learning Annex, Nov/Dec 2002

An Evening with William Shatner
(“….prepare to be enthralled, amused and truly fascinated….”)

How to Start Your Own Handbag Line
(“….you’ll learn everything you need to know….”)

Kosher Sex
(“….increase desire and sinfulness through the use of erotic obstacles and barriers….”)

Healing Your Aloneness Workshop
(“….share yourself with those who have no one….”)

The Art of Striptease
(“….there is no nudity in class….”)

How to Turn Any Man into Putty in Your Hands
(“….how to put on a condom with your mouth….”)

Make Your Dreams Come True through Frequency Attunement
(“….there are subtle energy vibrations all around you….”)

Stop Being Nice
(“….express anger in ways that heal….”)

Non-Surgical Face-Lift
(“….tighten droopy eyelids….”)

How to Survive Anything
(“….make miracles happen”….)

Forgot to buy grapefruit juice at the store. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Chocolate Grahams at the store! 2 boxes for $5.00. Life has meaning again.

6:30-7:00pm: had a nap.

Number of gazebos I have visited in my life: 1