Number of suits I own: 2

Hamlet’s Soliloquy, reduced to 25% by Microsoft Word’s AutoSummarise feature:

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
To die: to sleep;
To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons

LK sneezed earlier. Three times.

4:30-5:25pm: had a nap.

Today's horoscope: "Whatever you do, don't look behind you."

There's that song again!

Sounds as if somebody in the building is having a Halloween party. I guess we haven't been invited.

5:25-7:00pm: had a nap.

Fire Safety for Senior Citizens: “Do not expose your senior citizen to naked flames.”

4:30-5:40pm: had a nap.

Anyway, I didn't have any juice for the toothless guy.

So then I'm sitting in the council building, waiting to be called for my interview, and this old guy with no teeth comes into the office and asks me if I have any juice. Apple juice, orange juice, any kind of juice. "I was sick last night", he said, "I had a fever and I vomited."

In town earlier a blind man stopped me and asked if I could help him out with something for lunch. I couldn't. Maybe I looked like somebody with money to spare because I was dressed up for an interview.

Then again, how would a blind man know what I was wearing?

Let's see: red, white, white, red, blue, purple. And on this side of the street: light blue, dark blue, green, red, white.

4:25-6:00pm: had a nap.

Dream: playing basketball with Larry Sanders and Arthur at Templemore Sports Complex.

You know how sometimes when you go into the supermarket and there’s somebody getting a cart from the rows lined up outside the store at the same time as you, and you keep seeing that person as you’re doing your shopping? First you see them in the produce section, then you pass them in the bread aisle and then you bump into them again in cookies and cereal. By the time you see them in the cheese section you’re smiling at each other like old friends. Then you pay for your groceries, load them into your trunk out in the parking lot and drive away from the store and you never see them again.

4:45-5:00pm: had a nap.

Currently visible in the alley behind the building: an old woman standing on a stepladder, wearing a pink and white striped dress, painting a wall.

Nothing happened yesterday.